2007-03-21

Sometimes things press

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Today's important topic is global warming which, as I am sure you---

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Sorry. Global warming which, as I am sure you know, has come to the forefr---

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Excuse me.

Global warming, which has come to the forefront of public consciousness through the efforts of Alb---

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Albert Gore, who used to be---

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Vice-president but these days---

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Sigh.

Look, maybe we should just have this conversation some other---

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5 comments:

  1. .

    Sheesh. Can't take a joke....

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  2. .

    Did I or did I not link to him, after all?

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  3. .

    [edit: fixed out of spite]

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  4. .

    Could everyone just do me a favor and ignore this post?

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