2005-12-01

Phishing for Christmas money

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Hey, everybody, great news! Since Lady Steed and I finished Christmas shopping last week, we don't need any more money for the rest of the year!

Since I hate to have it just lying around in large stacks tempting me to spend it, I have come up with a great plan: I'll give it to my blogging friends and acquaintances.

Here's the deal:

I'll give you a big stack of money if you buy me one inexpensive gift (nothing over five America dollars, please). All you have to do is leave your full name, social security number, bank account number, mother's maiden name and blood type in the comments section.

Since there are many evil people in this world, after posting, YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY DELETE YOUR POST!!!! Don't worry! It has already been emailed to me and your big stack of money will be in your account within three business days.

I hope this helps you all have a happy holiday season!

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    So I don't get arrested, I want to start the comments myself by making exceedingly clear that I WAS JOKING. Do NOT leave your blood type here! I don't need it!

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    How dare you mock my generosity. You see how many others are more appreciative.

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  11. You didn't, by any chance, move to Ethiopia over the last couple of weeks, did you?

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    No, but I'm planning to on Monday.

    HOW DID YOU KNOW???

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