It's time to take take take

.

Give me this.
Give me that.
Give me everything.
Make me fat.

Thus begins the well regarded Saga of Greedy Charles, a 1914 comic farce that was taken with complete seriousness by the audience at its New York premier. Following the performance, a group of self-styled bohemians met and formed the first "Charlie Marley"--the hedonistic salon-like bachelors' clubs focused on getting and retaining physical pleasures such as wine, women and nightingale livers.

The above is a lie.

Sorry.