Ah, crap


I rarely turn down requests and, on another day, I might actually relish this opportunity. As it is, this may come off rather cynical. If so, I apologize in advance.

2 names you go by: Thmazing, Theric

2 parts of your heritage: Idaho, mad royalty

2 things that scare you: Lady Steed's mortality, the exponential growth in vampire population

2 things you are wearing right now: a sweet tie, black shoelaces

2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment): Sunfall Festival, Johnny Cash

2 favorite songs (at the moment): "While I've Got It on My Mind" and "My Old Faded Rose"

2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love): back scratches and mutual laughter

2 truths: people are generally good, people are often stupid

2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex): wit, taste

2 of your favorite hobbies: the highly addictive pleasure of buying too many Christmas presents for my wife, and placing my soul in the mail only to have it casually rejected

2 things you want really badly: to not hold a real job and thus (1) write professionally and (2) spend all my time with Lady Steed and the Big O

2 places you want to go on vacation: NYC, Edinburgh

2 things you want to do before you die: live safe, live long

2 ways that you are stereotypically a dude/chick: I have these soft downy feathers that cover most of my body and, when I sleep, I cheep

2 things you are thinking about now: how I ought to be grading papers, how I feel an overwhelming need to ratchet up the clever-quotient

2 stores you shop at: Amazon, Half.com

2 people you would like to see take the quiz? Master Fob and Mandi (haha!)


  1. We hereby pronounce upon you fourteen years of bad luck for cheating on the final question. You knew very well that Mandi and Master Fob had already taken (and passed) the quiz, so pooh on you.

  2. .

    Ah, I have already been thusly cursed by the chain emailing gods. You're a little late to the party, gods.